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How it actually is:
i love star trek!!!!
guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this
set phasers to fruit salad
A group of agender/asexual/aromantic friends that call themselves The A Team and unironically get jackets made
so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
I applied for a job and the application had a section for hobbies and I couldn’t really think of anything so I put “peeing” and I got the job and now I’m the president. I’m not the president of the company, I’m the president of The United States Of America.